magical vending machine

You get the Crown Jewels of Germany.

I put a losernerd who spends all his time at the computer blowing people up in video games into the magical vending machine (sorry for offending most of the people on the internet).

You get a formal appology of tiger woods.

I put a rabid tasmanian devil into the magical vending machine.

You get a Star Wars blaster, because according to Obi-Wan, you are "completely uncivilized!"

I put a fan that circulates ammonia instead of air, so no the losernerd does not get hurt because of your rabid tas-dev.

You get Radioactive man(tm)!

I put a banana into the magical vending machine.

You get beat with a banana.

I put a gopher holding up a sign that says "BUT CAN YOU DIG THIS?" into the magical vending machine. Word.

You get a sign saying "NO!".

I put a cucumber into the magical vending machine.

You get a tired Gordon Brown.

I put the Belgian elections into the magical vending machine.

It's like, I dunno, the third time our government fell in 3 years time?

You get lots of acne and greasy hair.

I put all a fat Belgian into the magical vending machine. Belgium is #1 in chocolate consumption, with France being #2 and the United States third. I bet you did not know that, huh? Actually, bet you did, as Belgium and France make the finest chocolate in the world, and all the people in America are fat and stupid anyway, emphasis on fat.

You get all the obese Americans which is a lot more than the fat Belgians.

I put grease into the magical vending machine.

Also, Swiss chocolate is nr. 2 imo. TOBLERONE!

You get [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charito Charito, the Roman Empress]. Sounds loserish, huh?

I put El Nazgir's gonads into the magical vending machine (I can remove that, if you don't like it. I'm sorry!).

You get a punch to the gut. Stay off my gnads, will you?

I put porn into the magical vending machine.

You get a failskin for Q&A wikia wikis.

I put Green Day into the magical vending machine.

You get a Stradivarius Guitar. Wait, what?

I put my sexy legs into the magical vending machine.

You get a stolen pencilcase. A rl running gag.

I put Deetaha's TRUE identity into the magical vending machine, so no one would know what it is.

You get a mystery, even more mysterious than Deetaha's identity.

I put my left hand into the magical vending machine, and I shake it all about!

You get Beren Erchamion, or Beren One-Hand.

I put a free translator into the magical vending machine. Ich spreche nicht Englisch. Ich spreche Deutsch.

You get a sci-fi universal translator device.

I put the hokey-pokey into the magical vending machine.

You get Weebl. The man himself.

I put the sarlac pit into the magical vending machine.