Re: magical vending machine

by **A F K When Needed** Tue May 18, 2010 9:20 am

You get the Grand Canyon.

I put a lightsaber into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Tue May 18, 2010 10:05 am

You get a Jedi Dildo

I put an electric razor sounding just like a light saber into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Tue May 18, 2010 12:04 pm

You get a young child. With a silly expression on his face.

I put a Stop sign into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Wed May 19, 2010 5:24 am

You get a reckless driver.

I put a mobile phone into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Wed May 19, 2010 10:53 am

You get some food dated for yesterday.

I put an iPhone into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Thu May 20, 2010 8:58 am

You get an iLike.

I put a monument the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Fri May 21, 2010 9:14 pm

You get a plane ticket to Houston, Texas. The fattest city in the world.

I put a glass bead into the magical vending machine, like the ones Columbus gave the natives to con them out of their land. Damneth thee, Columbian exchange!

by **A F K When Needed** Sat May 22, 2010 6:00 am

You get some sand.

I put Europe into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Sat May 22, 2010 1:36 pm

You get a financial crisis.

I put America into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Sat May 22, 2010 2:47 pm

You get a new Bond movie, titled "Quantitive Easing". It's not any good.

I put a birthday card into the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Sat May 22, 2010 3:05 pm

You get a sarcastic noisemaker. I love those things.

I put my black belt into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Sat May 22, 2010 3:12 pm

You get a karate chop to the back of the head.

I put El_Nazzer's surname into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Sun May 23, 2010 2:02 am

You get a black hole.

I put James Earl Jones into the magical vending machine. (now don't be a heretic and tell me you don't know the guy. Watch the original star wars trilogy and checl the credits for Darth Vader.)

by **A F K When Needed** Sun May 23, 2010 11:17 am

You get more food dated for yesterday. You're on a roll!

I put a netsplit into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Mon May 24, 2010 2:48 am

You get a blue screen of death dated for yesterday.

I put a demonstration of the newest version of windows, done by The Bill himself, into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Tue May 25, 2010 1:12 pm

You get an error message.

I put the wall on El_Nazgir's facebook page into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Tue May 25, 2010 1:30 pm

You get a donkey.

I put you into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Tue May 25, 2010 2:51 pm

You get a broke magical vending machine.

I put Wikipedia into the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Tue May 25, 2010 6:39 pm

You get a incoherent explosion of epic fail.

I put La Tabla de Referencia para Ciencias Tierras. En espanol. Tu cara y esta que ella hablo.

by **El_Nazgir** Wed May 26, 2010 4:58 am

You get a horrible B-erotic movie starring a depressed porn star.

I put the knights who say ni into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Wed May 26, 2010 6:41 am

You get a German saying "Nein!"

I put UN Peace Keepers into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Wed May 26, 2010 7:11 am

You get a a bunch of people that are uninvolved in Africa.

I put the Swedish Chef into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Wed May 26, 2010 8:09 am

You get a Little Chef.

I put a tree into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Wed May 26, 2010 1:34 pm

You get wood.

I put the LHC into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Thu May 27, 2010 2:47 am

You get a destroyed car.

I put Toyota into the magical vending machine.

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