magical vending machine

Goes like this:

Person A: I put in an *object 1* into the magical vending machine.
Person B: You get an *object 2*. I put an *object 3* into the magical vending machine.
Person C: You get an *object 4*. I put an *object 5* into the magical vending machine.
etc.

I put an umbrella into the magical vending machine.

You get a temporary whale hunting licence.
I put a Kangeroo into the magical vending machine.

You get a License to Kill, but it's only valid if your name is James Bond. (You might consider changing your name)

I put a rubber ducky into the magical vending machine.

You get a bathtub.

I put a mighty and legendary Kraken into the magical vending machine.

You get a metal Christmas tree.

I put a single mother into the magical vending machine.

You get a rotting left shoe.

I put a crate of beer into the magical vending machine.

You get a note saying "Ask Again Later"

I put a bar of chocolate into the magical vending machine.

You get hot air

I put a bottle of champagne into the magical vending machine.

You get the Flag of Libya

I put someone from Hull in the magical vending machine.

You get the planet Mars

I put the equator into the magical vending machine.

You get a DVD of Home Alone

I put a car into the magical vending machine.

You get a jumbojet.

I put Scruff Mcgruff the crime dog into the magical vending machine.

You get a Personal Teleportation Device (PTD)

I put a Tesla coil into the magical vending machine.

You get a straitjacket

I put a supersoldier Volkov into the magical vending machine.

You get an explosion and a broken magical vending machine.

I put my rooster into the magical vending machine.

You get a Malawian wild hog.

I put Wikia into the magical vending machine.

You get a crying smiley.

I put a banknote into the magical vending machine.