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Post by El_Nazgir on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:10 am

Goes like this:

Person A: I put in an *object 1* into the magical vending machine.
Person B: You get an *object 2*. I put an *object 3* into the magical vending machine.
Person C: You get an *object 4*. I put an *object 5* into the magical vending machine.
etc.

I put an umbrella into the magical vending machine.


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Post by A F K When Needed on Fri Dec 25, 2009 7:49 am

You get an passport which expires tomorrow.

I put an envelope addressed to Santa Claus into the magical vending machine.


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Post by El_Nazgir on Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:44 am

You get a temporary whale hunting licence.
I put a Kangeroo into the magical vending machine.

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Post by Nyerguds on Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:18 am

You get a License to Kill, but it's only valid if your name is James Bond. (You might consider changing your name)

I put a rubber ducky into the magical vending machine.
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Post by El_Nazgir on Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:17 am

You get a bathtub.

I put a mighty and legendary Kraken into the magical vending machine.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:30 pm

You get a STOP road sign.

I put a single, broken, P.C. speaker (of DOOM!) into the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:46 pm

You get a metal Christmas tree.

I put a single mother into the magical vending machine.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sat Dec 26, 2009 3:54 pm

You get a baby and a note which begins with "I'm leaving you".

I put a postcard with nothing written on it into the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:47 am

You get a rotting left shoe.

I put a crate of beer into the magical vending machine.

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Post by Nyerguds on Sun Dec 27, 2009 4:44 am

You get a note saying "Ask Again Later"

I put a bar of chocolate into the magical vending machine.
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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Dec 27, 2009 7:30 am

You get hot air

I put a bottle of champagne into the magical vending machine.

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Post by Yowuza on Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:01 am

You get the Flag of Libya

I put someone from Hull in the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:01 pm

You get the planet Mars

I put the equator into the magical vending machine.

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Post by Nyerguds on Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:55 pm

You get a DVD of Home Alone

I put a car into the magical vending machine.
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Post by A F K When Needed on Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:33 pm

You get a Coca Cola 2L bottle of coke... filled with seawater.

I put a keyboard into the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:46 am

You get a jumbojet.

I put Scruff Mcgruff the crime dog into the magical vending machine.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:13 am

You get Norton anti-virus.

I put a leather jacket into the magical vending machine.

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Post by Nyerguds on Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:39 am

You get a Personal Teleportation Device (PTD)

I put a Tesla coil into the magical vending machine.
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Post by El_Nazgir on Mon Dec 28, 2009 6:59 am

You get a straitjacket

I put a supersoldier Volkov into the magical vending machine.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:54 am

You get a teddy bear. (Aawww!)

I put dynamite into the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:38 am

You get an explosion and a broken magical vending machine.

I put my rooster into the magical vending machine.

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Post by Yowuza on Tue Dec 29, 2009 6:18 am

You get a Malawian wild hog.

I put Wikia into the magical vending machine.


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Post by A F K When Needed on Tue Dec 29, 2009 7:49 am

You get a blank webpage.

I put a smiley face into the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:16 am

You get a crying smiley.

I put a banknote into the magical vending machine.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Tue Dec 29, 2009 8:42 am

You get a mortgage to repay.

I put some lego into the magical vending machine.

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