magical vending machine

What poor other guy? Dear me, you look so thin! You need soup, young man Well now that I got you, what do you want to do? I've got Marjorie Morningstar on DVR, which induces males that see it to commit suicide because it is so damn cheesy, the queen of chick flicks.

You get a shiny gold coin with Yallow's smiling face on it, along with something fancy in Latin stamped on the back. Her arms are a trout and pen, crossed. It was Deetaha who was her herald and chose the colors.

I put AFK into the magical vending machine, and he can stay there until he runs out of cookies.

You get AFK back after 8 hours of cookie-eating frenzy.

I put your non-existant avatar into the magical vending machine.

You get a very obese teenager. (Also, I would upload an avatar here, but I don't know how.)

I put the movie, "Supersize Me" into the magical vending machine. Rock and Roll McDonald's!

You get an Anorectic teenager.

I put everyone who has ever been in Deep Purple into the magical vending machine.

Also, avatar is pretty simple: Go to "profile", then avatar, and one of the options there is to upload one.

You get a nasty AP American History teacher (anorexia!!)

I put Elvis Presley into the magical vending machine!

You get John Travolta.

I put Kenny into the magical vending machine!

You get an assasinated US president.

I put your underwear into the magical vending machine.

You get new panties.

I put your bra into the magical vending machine. :O

(who says I wear bras?)

You get a hard smack on the face.

I put your girlfriend into the magical vending machine.

You get nothing because I don't have one..

I put your imaginary boyfriend into the magical vending machine.

I figured that out, sorry if I touched a nerve.

You get the Iron Crown of LOMBARDY! Vive le roi Charlemagne. (That's really valuable, children...)

I put Irene's icons into the magical vending machine,

You get a kitchen robot.

I put my imagination into the magical vending machine.

And no, no nerve touched. I finally got over my last crush, so now I'm 100% free! (not that I actually had a girlfriend before... >.> )

I'm generous, so I decided to give presents to both of you.

AFK gets a stale cracker, with some sour skim milk in a dirty glass.

I put my shower mould into the magical vending machine

El Nazgir gets the Hope Diamond, and one of seven Stradivarius cellos in existence.

I put the Holy Grail into the magical vending machine.

You get yet another random MacGuffin.

I put Monty Python into the magical vending machine.

You get my poop because you didn't thank me, you worthless, slimy Dwarf! After the obvious favoritism....

I put some toilet paper into the magical vending machine.

You get a word of thanks for turning me into a billionaire from that Cello and diamond. Couldn't you have given me a violin though? I can actually play that.

I put all effingly cute G3+ pokemon into the magical vending machine.

The cellos are rarer, seven versus about eleven for violins. I play also; how long have you been playing?

You get a deck of Uno cards, because that is the only card game I play that does not involve regular cards. I dislike Pokemon.

I put Khono into the magical vending machine, with some horse porn, although he hates it. Sort of the point.

You get a brain with tentacles floating in a vat full of a strange fluid. Oh wait, that IS Khono...

I put my 1337 H4x0rz sk177z into the magical vending machine.

Also, 11 years, but I harldy practice, I hate my teacher, and the feeling's mutual. Gonna quit music school after this year, but start Folk violin after I graduate from, errr... College? Dunno what it's called exactly. I think it's college.

You get a bottle of maple syrup.

I put Cyoa Wiki into the magical vending machine. I think we should do something about a wiki called cyoa.wikia.com; you can create your own adventures and it's very cool, but sadly inactive. Check it out for me?

I've played since I was eight, so quite a while. I taught myself how to play the piano, but in violin notation, so I think "34343434341320310113121" for the opening line of Fur Elise. I don't really practice either, and I didn't dislike my teacher until she snapped my bridge in half.

You get 3 other inactive wikis.

I put 20th century fox into the magical vending machine.

I played since I was 6, hah! I also play a bit of mandolin, because it's got the same tuning as violin. I'm also an amateur hurdy-gurdy player (I got access to one of those maybe once a year)

Also: Why the hell would a teacher do that? Did you really play that bad?

You get my ingratitude, because it's a wiki that could really be active.

I put Luthien Tinuviel into the magical vending machine.

And no, my A string got stuck out of tune, and bridges can only handle so much strain. Also, since I'm older than you, we've been playing about the same number of years.

You get all of the Silmarillion.

I put someone that breaks his G-string while fingering a minor into the magical vending machine. (bash.org ftw!)

Simple math shows you wrong, unless the age shown under your avatar is wrong. 17-6=11. 23-8=15

Darn!

You get Excalibur.

I put some Quaker Chewy Bars into the magical vending machine.

It's Silmarils (the jewels), not Silmarillion (the novel).

You get Quake II, the video game.

I put the Ding Dong Song into the magical vending machine.