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Re: magical vending machine

Post by El_Nazgir on Tue Dec 29, 2009 9:01 am

You get a flametank sent to your house to burn it down.

I put a criminal into the magical vending machine.

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Post by Nyerguds on Tue Dec 29, 2009 4:31 pm

You get an upstanding citizen.

I put a toothbrush into the magical vending machine.
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Post by El_Nazgir on Wed Dec 30, 2009 2:11 am

You get your grandmother's fake teeth.

I put myself into the magical vending machine.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Wed Dec 30, 2009 5:32 am

You get a single block of lego.

I put a Guild Wars disk into the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:16 am

You get an "I love WoW" T-shirt.

I put a Pr0n magazine into the magical vending machine.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:22 am

You get a slightly used condom.

I put Jerry Springer into the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:26 pm

You get Oprah Winfrey.

I put The Stig into the magical vending machine.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Wed Dec 30, 2009 1:41 pm

You get a Formula One driver.

I put Captain Slow into the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Thu Dec 31, 2009 12:55 am

You get an ancient Volkswagen Beetle.

I put Captain America into the magical vending machine.

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Post by Nyerguds on Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:14 am

You get an Iranian ambassador.

I put a Dungeons & Dragons manual into the magical vending machine.
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Post by Yowuza on Thu Dec 31, 2009 6:09 am

You get the guide to eating out in Hull.

I put an admin in the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:34 am

You get a random IP contributor

I put a WoW addicted 12-year old in the magical vending machine.

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Post by Yowuza on Sat Jan 02, 2010 7:10 am

You get a WoW addicted Azerbaijiani 109-year old.

I put Wikipe-tan in the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:36 am

You get me!

I put a small furry creature from Jupiter in the magical vending machine.

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Post by Yowuza on Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:22 am

You get the constitutition of Ethiopia.

I put Internet Explorer 6 in the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:32 am

You get a time-out error.

I put my megalomania into the magical vending machine.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:54 am

You get a fresh Mango to eat and enjoy.

I put a watch into the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:21 am

You get Father Time's broken banjo.

I put an Irish Scotsman into the magical vending machine.

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Post by Yowuza on Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:10 pm

You get Rassilon.

I put Windows 3x in the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:59 pm

You get something still worse than Linux.

I put my hand into the magical vending machine.

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Post by Yowuza on Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:15 pm

You get the Master Hand.

I put Max Berry Barry in the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Mon Jan 04, 2010 1:41 pm

You get a lollipop.

I put absolutely nothing into the magical vending machine.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Mon Jan 04, 2010 3:55 pm

You get shares in the Stock Market.

I put a photo album into the magical vending machine.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:15 am

You get a miserable life to look back at.

I put a copy of "Dante's Inferno" into the magical vending machine.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Tue Jan 05, 2010 9:54 am

You get a CD otherwise blank except for the song "Burning Ring of Fire".

I put Rachel Weisz into the magical vending machine.

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