Re: 5 Word Story

by **A F K When Needed** Sat Nov 28, 2009 6:19 am

That's when it all went

by **El_Nazgir** Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:32 am

right again. Queen got slaughtered,

by Yowuza Sat Nov 28, 2009 8:23 am

By a tugboat named Roy.

by **El_Nazgir** Sat Nov 28, 2009 10:11 am

meanwhile, James Bond assassinated Mao

by **Yallow** Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:21 am

and had a turkey sandwich

by Yowuza Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:35 am

which exploded for no reason.

by **El_Nazgir** Sun Nov 29, 2009 12:52 pm

Story so far:

Grandfather used to tell me that they are indeed very skimpy outfits, the things that explode if you connect them with calcium. It was worn by some random chav known as Eric. Eric once went out and was never seen again by the police. They tried to give him a cookie of doom, but alas he had already stolen it. Meanwhile he killed the Joker and batman got a boner. Eric decided to introduce a new character into his animated series.

But that's when it all went terribly wrong. The new character was broken and went totally bananas. Afterwards, she had a birthday party held in the British Royal Palace. Queen were there, and played an encore, even though Freddie Mercury attacked them with a chainsaw. That's when it all went right again. Queen got slaughtered by a tugboat named Roy. Meanwhile, James Bond assassinated Mao and had a turkey sandwich which exploded for no reason.

Mao got resurrected and avenged

by Khono Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:41 am

Queen by stealing Roy's precious

by **El_Nazgir** Tue Dec 01, 2009 5:26 am

gonads. He locked them inside

by Khono Tue Dec 01, 2009 6:30 am

his glove compartment of everlasting

by **A F K When Needed** Tue Dec 01, 2009 7:48 am

scent of almonds. Then he

by **El_Nazgir** Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:47 am

planned an attack on Russia

by Khono Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:52 am

El_Nazgir wrote:planned an attack on Russia

which was completely unnecessary because

by **A F K When Needed** Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:03 am

Russia couldn't even invade Finland

by **El_Nazgir** Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:04 am

because they had sold their

by **A F K When Needed** Tue Dec 01, 2009 9:40 am

waffles, pancakes and small marbles

by Yowuza Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:29 am

to those damn Happy Mondays.

by **A F K When Needed** Tue Dec 01, 2009 10:33 am

It's just another manic Monday

by **El_Nazgir** Tue Dec 01, 2009 2:31 pm

, smurf zombies attack your lawn,

by Khono Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:12 pm

and someone chucks a gnome

by **A F K When Needed** Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:19 pm

right at the back of

by **Yallow** Tue Dec 01, 2009 4:37 pm

Mao's hot girlfriend, Vesper Lynd.

by **El_Nazgir** Wed Dec 02, 2009 6:08 am

Mao wasn't very pleased, and

by **A F K When Needed** Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:42 am

nobody cares, Vesper Lynd is hot

by **El_Nazgir** Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:09 am

after she is fried by

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