5 Word Story
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. Anyway, the smurfs didn't like
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the scent of napalm, but
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loved looking at it burning.
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Meanwhile, the public toilets exploded
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at the New York Stock
("Blargh, can't I take New York as one word?" - "No stfu!")
("Blargh, can't I take New York as one word?" - "No stfu!")
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it was all Eric's fault
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Story so far:
Grandfather used to tell me that they are indeed very skimpy outfits, the things that explode if you connect them with calcium. It was worn by some random chav known as Eric. Eric once went out and was never seen again by the police. They tried to give him a cookie of doom, but alas he had already stolen it. Meanwhile he killed the Joker and batman got a boner. Eric decided to introduce a new character into his animated series.
But that's when it all went terribly wrong. The new character was broken and went totally bananas. Afterwards, she had a birthday party held in the British Royal Palace. Queen were there, and played an encore, even though Freddie Mercury attacked them with a chainsaw. That's when it all went right again. Queen got slaughtered by a tugboat named Roy. Meanwhile, James Bond assassinated Mao and had a turkey sandwich which exploded for no reason.
Mao got resurrected and avenged Queen by stealing Roy's precious gonads. He locked them inside his glove compartment of everlasting scent of almonds. Then he planned an attack on Russia which was completely unnecessary because Russia couldn't even invade Finland because they had sold their waffles, pancakes and small marbles to those damn Happy Mondays. It's just another manic Monday, smurf zombies attack your lawn, and someone chucks a gnome right at the back of Mao's hot girlfriend, Vesper Lynd.
Mao wasn't very pleased, and nobody cared, Vesper Lynd is hot after she is fried by James Bond for stealing his huge, black latex dildo suit. Anyway, the smurfs didn't like the scent of napalm, but loved looking at it burning. Meanwhile, the public toilets exploded at the New York Stock Market big wig nitwit convention. It was all Eric's fault
because he forgot to defuse
Grandfather used to tell me that they are indeed very skimpy outfits, the things that explode if you connect them with calcium. It was worn by some random chav known as Eric. Eric once went out and was never seen again by the police. They tried to give him a cookie of doom, but alas he had already stolen it. Meanwhile he killed the Joker and batman got a boner. Eric decided to introduce a new character into his animated series.
But that's when it all went terribly wrong. The new character was broken and went totally bananas. Afterwards, she had a birthday party held in the British Royal Palace. Queen were there, and played an encore, even though Freddie Mercury attacked them with a chainsaw. That's when it all went right again. Queen got slaughtered by a tugboat named Roy. Meanwhile, James Bond assassinated Mao and had a turkey sandwich which exploded for no reason.
Mao got resurrected and avenged Queen by stealing Roy's precious gonads. He locked them inside his glove compartment of everlasting scent of almonds. Then he planned an attack on Russia which was completely unnecessary because Russia couldn't even invade Finland because they had sold their waffles, pancakes and small marbles to those damn Happy Mondays. It's just another manic Monday, smurf zombies attack your lawn, and someone chucks a gnome right at the back of Mao's hot girlfriend, Vesper Lynd.
Mao wasn't very pleased, and nobody cared, Vesper Lynd is hot after she is fried by James Bond for stealing his huge, black latex dildo suit. Anyway, the smurfs didn't like the scent of napalm, but loved looking at it burning. Meanwhile, the public toilets exploded at the New York Stock Market big wig nitwit convention. It was all Eric's fault
because he forgot to defuse
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the paint bomb left behind
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at the Kwik-E-Mart. He also
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attached the Kwik-E-Mart to a
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Metroid, which sucked all the
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money out of Wall Street
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exploded because the Metroid
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got too fat. Dark Samus
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because she attacked Obama when
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because Eric told her to
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get lost. Moses wanted to
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, but he got banned for
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