Re: magical vending machine

by **El_Nazgir** Tue Jan 05, 2010 10:18 am

You get some mummified remains

I put Terry Pratchet into the magical vending machine.

by Yowuza Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:29 am

You get one of the wives of Jacob Zuma.

I put some random communist country from the war in the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:44 pm

You get a motivational poster.

I put a USB Memory Stick into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Tue Jan 05, 2010 1:47 pm

You get an ancient floppy disk.

I put a different kind of "stick" into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Tue Jan 05, 2010 4:00 pm

You get a "snip" sound.

I put a stapler into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Wed Jan 06, 2010 7:57 am

You get a poster to staple to your wall.

I put a microwave oven into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:03 pm

You get a semi-heated tin of beans.

I put this Forum into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Wed Jan 06, 2010 1:56 pm

You get a postcard from LA from people you have never met or heard of before.

I put Obama into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:56 pm

You get $0.02 (change - get it?)

I put a tin of Cadbury Roses into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:27 am

You get a tin of half-devoured Cadbury Roses.

I put a fat lady into the magical vending machine.

by Yowuza Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:40 am

You get Ronald McDonald.

I put El_Nazgir in the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Fri Jan 08, 2010 4:19 am

You get a lego pirate.

I put Captain Slow into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:33 am

You get a slug.

I put a rabid hamster into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Sun Jan 10, 2010 4:15 pm

You get Jeremy Clarkson wearing a t-shirt that has an arrow depicted on it. Text reads "I'm With ~~Stupid~~ Small."

I put a fan into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Mon Jan 11, 2010 11:07 am

You get a breeze of cool air.

I put a Tasmanian Devil into the magical vending machine.

by Nyerguds Tue Jan 12, 2010 6:20 am

You get Tweety

I put a stuffed animal in the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Tue Jan 12, 2010 9:04 am

You get a real live carnivorous zebra.

I put a leprechaun into the magical vending machine.

by Yowuza Wed Jan 13, 2010 12:27 pm

You get a Sinn Féin supporter.

I put the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:09 pm

You get the honour of making the 1000th post in the off topic section.

I put a sperm whale into the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:17 am

You get a barrel of cow manure.

I put the One Ring into the magical vending machine (sorry Sauron, it looks pretty.)

by **El_Nazgir** Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:22 am

You get an annoying little Hobbit.

I put Oberon into the magical vending machine. (Any of you that know Shakespeare a bit should know him. I'm fairly certain Yallow does.)

by **Yallow** Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:31 am

You get a bunch of mealy potato skins.

I put Galadriel's Mirror into the magical vending machine.

(Yes I've heard of Oberon, he's King of the Faries in "A Midsummer Night's Dream" and husband of Titania. Conspiracy theorists claim he is the son of Julius Caesar and sorceress Morgan le Fay.)

by Yowuza Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:34 am

You get Ganondorf with a personality disorder

I put Yallow in the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Mon Jan 18, 2010 11:05 am

You get a yellow tuber.

I put a clockwork orange in the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:42 pm

You get a Hershey's chocolate bar.

I put a vending machine into the magical vending machine.

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