Re: magical vending machine

by **A F K When Needed** Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:29 pm

You get a shirtless guy from your school.

I put a few spices into the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:50 pm

You get a chocolate cupcake.

I put my shoelaces into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:11 pm

You get your shoe, without shoelaces.

I put marijuana into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:26 pm

You get this:
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I put RT into the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:56 pm

You get an English teenager.

I put my love into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Fri Apr 23, 2010 4:13 pm

You get everything ever written by Shakespear.

I put Microsoft Windows into the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Fri Apr 23, 2010 6:05 pm

You get a small, flexible kitchen window.

I put your kidney into the magical vending machine, to sell it on the black market in Louisiana.

Do you like Shakespeare? I think he is overrated.

by **El_Nazgir** Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:47 am

You get a liver.

I put a U-boat into the magical vending machine.

Also, modern adaptations of Shakespeare can be great. We played Midsummer-night's Dream with drama school last year, and it was hilarious.

by **A F K When Needed** Sat Apr 24, 2010 2:56 pm

You get an iBoat.

I put a student from my school called Nicholas Pain into the magical vending machine.

Shakespear is like pretty much everyone else in my eyes; some good stuff, some not so good. Not really in my list of favourite authors, playwrights, etc.

And no, I don't know of an "iBoat" yet, but it's a matter of time frankly.

WTB a bra sold from Apple called the iTouch.

by **El_Nazgir** Sun Apr 25, 2010 12:51 am

You get Saint Nicholas.

I put Gordon Freeman into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Sun Apr 25, 2010 7:50 am

You get a person with a blank price tag on their t-shirt.

I put Twitter into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Sun Apr 25, 2010 9:45 am

You get a dead bird

I put all your base into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Sun Apr 25, 2010 10:51 am

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You get the deeds to my base.

I put the Italian language into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Sun Apr 25, 2010 2:37 pm

You get the Italian mafia.

I put Awesomesauce into the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Mon Apr 26, 2010 2:22 pm

You get heavily packaged and processed processed sauce to put on your disgustingly genetically modified cranberries.

I put Charles Dickens into the magical vending machine (whom I like much more than Shakespeare; what about you, fellas?)

by **El_Nazgir** Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:32 am

You get Dick Charlesson (whoever that may be)

I put Omega Red into the magical vending machine.

I've heard of him... Not much more...

by **Yallow** Wed Apr 28, 2010 7:18 pm

You get a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down.

I put Adon Olam into the magical vending machine.

(He's worth reading, really, and better, all his works are in the public domain. Same with Jules Verne, who I think you would like more, with all the sci-fi.)

by **El_Nazgir** Thu Apr 29, 2010 8:43 am

You get Malo Noda.

I put a mirror into the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:04 pm

You get Rigzan Le, in Muigleb. Hey, just ask Ahateed from Typge.

I put Morgasm into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:30 pm

You get four male and two female teenages coming up with as many innuendos as they can.

I put Special:Contact into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:53 pm

You get loads of spam and horse porn.

I put Special:RecentChangest into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:20 pm

You get a blank page (lol teh typoez)

I put Victoria Justice into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Fri Apr 30, 2010 9:20 am

You get the legal system of the US of A!

I put modesty into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Fri Apr 30, 2010 10:21 am

You get an "out of order" sign.

I put my left lung into the magical vending machine.

"You get the legal system of the US of A!"

Me no understandie.

by **Yallow** Fri Apr 30, 2010 6:24 pm

You get some of my birthday cake, although its not for four hours!

I put my Cleopatra costume into the magical vending machine. Come on, it was for a play.
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I think what Nazzer meant was that the USA legal system sucks.

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