Re: magical vending machine

by **A F K When Needed** Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:45 pm

You get me closing the door and asking you to come back later.

I put a pint of blood into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:50 pm

You get Dracula chasing you.
I put wood into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:01 pm

You get Tiger Woods.

I put a lion into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:24 am

You get a king.

I put a dentist into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:51 am

You get a man with a numb leg.

I put a photo album into the magical vending machine.

by Yowuza Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:26 am

You get Lady GaGa

[I put this thing in the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:01 am

You get Armageddon.

I put the entire Greek Pantheon into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:41 am

You get the Egyptian God Cards.

I put Chuck Norris into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:08 pm

You get a roundhouse-kick to the face..

I put Chuck Norris's chin into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Tue Mar 02, 2010 5:23 am

You get a chin to the face. ()

I put your crushed skull into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:32 am

You get meatballs.
I put the meatballs you just got into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Mon Mar 08, 2010 8:09 am

You get a sausage.

I put a pair of melons into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Mon Mar 08, 2010 9:51 am

You get a cat.

I put my hair into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:00 am

You get a bald head.

I put some varnish into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:19 pm

You get a bottle of mr clean

I put Afghan into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:39 pm

You get Dawn of War.

I put MSN into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:27 pm

You get AMSN.

I put Very Happy

into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:37 pm

You get

I put Mozilla Firefox into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:15 pm

You get a fox on fire.

I put Iceweasel into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:32 pm

You get a weasel. Ice-skating.

I put a bright purple wig into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Sat Mar 20, 2010 1:30 am

You get a bunch of hormones.

I put chainsaw nunchuks into the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:12 pm

Hormones aren't allowed in this vending machine; who would be needing them?

You get a bunch of sore Chuck Norrises (get it, numb Chucks?).

I put a box of Frosted Flakes into this magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:34 am

You get a box of burnt flakes..

I put a single grain of sand into the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:33 pm

I'm taking that grain of sand, so I can put it in some person's cap and make them itch.

You get a credit card with fifty cents on it. I recommend cherry and electric blueberry from the gumball machine.

I put a slice of burnt toast into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Sat Mar 27, 2010 8:35 am

You get a disgruntled neighbour asking you what happened to their breakfast.

I put my sanity into the magical vending machine.

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