Re: magical vending machine

by **Yallow** Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:27 pm

You get a man with from Texas, who was put in the white house and now half the country is looking for work. (punchline to a favorite joke of mine)

I put the Nazgul into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:39 am

You get 9 dead kings.

I put J.R.R. Tolkien into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Sun Jan 31, 2010 8:46 am

You get the one ~~ring~~ pen.

I put Belgium into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Sun Jan 31, 2010 1:39 pm

You get the best beer and chocolate in the world.

I put Belgium's bureacracy into the magical vending machine

by **Yallow** Sun Jan 31, 2010 2:16 pm

You get a ball of crap.

I put Abraham Lincoln into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:18 am

You get a top hat.

I put an anagram into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:39 pm

You get A Rag Man.

I put my Chemistry teacher into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:11 am

You get an ph of 1.

I put my Maths teacher into the magical vending machine.

by Yowuza Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:36 am

You get my Nazgirology teacher.

I put Max Barry in the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:09 pm

You get a namechange to Max Power.

I put an iPod Touch into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:34 pm

You get someone that touches your tralala... Hmmm, your dingding dong!

I put Steve Jobs into the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Tue Feb 02, 2010 7:58 pm

You get a Devil Dog (made by Drake's who also make ding-dongs)

I put a Costco hot dog into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:24 am

You get a cold cat.

I put a lightyear into the magical vending machine.

by Yowuza Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:24 pm

You get Barack Obama.

I put the Helivets in the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:58 pm

You get a grapefruit.

I put Richard I into the magical vending machine

by **El_Nazgir** Fri Feb 05, 2010 8:27 am

You get a FWOOSH!

I put change into the magical vending machine

by **A F K When Needed** Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:10 pm

You get Take It Or Leave It. On DVD.

I put Brazil into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:40 am

You get coke. And not the drink.

I put Bin Laden into the magical vending machine.

by **A F K When Needed** Sat Feb 06, 2010 8:49 am

You get a holiday home.

I put facebook into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:59 am

You get a face painted on a book.

I put mortality into the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:01 pm

You get a tombstone (create your own epitaph, 50% off! It's a bargain to die for!)

I put a dollar into the magical vending machine to buy back the One Ring and take control over all the things you guys put in there!

by Yowuza Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:25 pm

You get a poster of Nelson Mandela.

I put facebook in the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:34 pm

I'll leave that poster in there.

I have to take out your facebook since there's already a facebook in there although it doesn't involve plankton.

You get a poster of Sarah Palin.

I put Eleanor of Aquitaine's rock crystal vase into the magical vending machine.

by **El_Nazgir** Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:06 pm

You get a poster of a rubber ducky being horribly violated by a mongoose.

I put a rubber ducky into the magical vending machine.

by **Yallow** Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:44 pm

I'll keep the ducky.

You get a shoe keychain.

I put a red pen into the magical vending machine.

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