You're banned!

Banned because he thinks 3 sentences is a tl;dr post. How do you get through full-length novels, then?

^banned for thinking I don't read full-length novels.

I bloody read LotR when I was 8, beat that.

Banned because it doesn't matter how young you are to have read a book. No, to read it isn't enough. You have to understand the underlying morals of the story and take away from it important life lessons. (so says a previous English teacher, but I never got what he was talking about, either).

Banned because she tried to teach me morals she doesn't understand herself.

Also, I fully understood it back then. (Sophie's World at 12 was quite hard though, and my oldest sister had to explain some of it)

Banned because he's a guy and read a book called "Sophie's World", which sounds gay.

^banned because she doesn't know/hasn't read Sophie's World. It's a great book about philosophy.

He is banned because he hasn't read Plato's Republic, which is an even better book about Philosophy. I bet Sophie's World is about Philosophie, right?

^banned because of the awful pun (which is probably correct though)

Banned because he didn't answer my question about the Republic; have you read it. Also banned because he couldn't even think of a pun, let alone a good one. He couldn't make a good one if it danced in front of him showing its bare boobs.

^banned for... wait, do I really need a reason?

Banned for ignoring my questions, and ignoring the fact that I have the default avatar, which is a perfectly good reason to ban me here. Also, banning me for no reason, SYSOP ABUSE!!

^banned for trying to overthrow my dictatorship on the UA forums.

Banned because we are basically the only two people on the UA forums!

^banned because for a long time period, that was true for me and AFK

Banned because AFK is a tall, evil dictator and you are his wicked, dwarfish minion!

And who am I? Your worst nightmare....

^banned for confusing me and AFK

Banned for correcting me, because I know what I know is true! It's like (umm.....thinking of good Tolkien reference) Sauron and Melkor in the Silmarillion. Banned in the name of Elbereth and Luthien the Fair; now flee!

^banned for quoting from a book I still have to read, but have so far never gotten around to do so.

Banned, now back, foul dwimmerlaik. Knaves such as thee do not die a swift death, but are taken to Minas Morgul and thy mortal body will be destroyed, and your mind naked to the torture of the lidless eye!

(The girls all look prettier at closing time)

Banned for doing it again!

Banned for disappointing me; I would have thought you of all people had read at least one JRR Tolkien book They are very good, and you should read some. Banned for not reading any of the books I read!

^banned for being mistaken, I have read the hobbit and enite Lotr when I was 8. Just not in English, so it might be that I don't recognise quotes because of that.

banned for never reading the Silmarillion, which is better than lord of the rings. Banned because you led me to believe you had not read a Tolkien novel, because of the post you wrote on April 15; I am not mistaken, you played me false. What say you, of King Arthur? Not the spoofs, the real stories.

banned for being wrong. I said there I had never gotten around to reading the Silmarillion, nothing else.