Is that legal?

There are three things every kid dreams of: to dig a hole to China, to become a cowboy or astronaut, and to become Supreme Ruler of the Universe. Today, the world is sick of the wars between Palestine and Israel, between Britain and Ireland, and America with basically everybody. So the people of the good old blue planet decide to elect a Supreme Ruler of the Universe. Whoever can come up with the most arbitrary and confusing laws wins. There shall be a new winner at the end of a page because someone is bound to think of something completely stupid. This one for starters:

Men wearing strapless gowns is definitely not legal.

Being over 14 and not drinking at least 1 beer every week will be fined with 50 euros.

Not editing UnAnswers if you're aged over 13 and have internet access and have a sense of humor and do not break the site rules and have good grammar and have sworn allegiance to the Church of AFK and male (there are NO girls on the Internet) and if you have no life.

tl;dr posts should be punished with fifteen lashes.

death sentence to all who lose The Game.

The people who propose that should be fucked.

Racists get sent to death-camps.

Stupidity should be strictly regulated and no one should smoke it.

Being the Supreme Ruler of the Universe is punished by death penalty.

A test must be made before you are allowed to belong to the group of "legal adults". It consists of recognising and reproducing Monty Python quotes.

Witchcraft is not legal, and punishable by burning. Well, how do you know she's a witch? She just turned me into a newt!

Anyone who says the words "Hurr Durr" will be forced into a labor camp in Siberia. That especially goes for people who have the initials J S.

Double-posters are sentenced to 10 years of labour.

All the women in the military must wear MINISKIRTS!

El_Nazgir wrote:All the women in the military must wear MINISKIRTS!

+1

Hmmmm, new page... I think we should make a seperate topic for the "judging".

Anyway, new one:

People are obliged to shower at least once every 2 days.

Hypocrisy is hereby outlawed

Windows is forbidden by law, and all gaming companies have to adapt their games to be able to be run on Ubuntu and Mac.

Insanity should be punishable by death. El Nazgir goes first.

Insanity is compulsory, Yallow goes first.

All creatures from Alpha Centauri are hereby sent to zoos in cages, where little kids can gawk and throw peanuts at them!

spamming e-mails, in chat and everything else) Is strictly forbidden and will be punished.