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Re: 5 Word Story

Post by A F K When Needed on Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:07 am

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:09 am

Story so far:

Grandfather used to tell me that they are indeed very skimpy outfits, the things that explode if you connect them with calcium. It was worn by some random chav known as Eric. Eric once went out and was never seen again by the police. They tried to give him a cookie of doom, but alas he had already stolen it. Meanwhile he killed the Joker and batman got a boner. Eric decided to introduce a new character into his animated series.

But that's when it all went terribly wrong. The new character was broken and went totally bananas. Afterwards, she had a birthday party held in the British Royal Palace. Queen were there, and played an encore, even though Freddie Mercury attacked them with a chainsaw. That's when it all went right again. Queen got slaughtered by a tugboat named Roy. Meanwhile, James Bond assassinated Mao and had a turkey sandwich which exploded for no reason.

Mao got resurrected and avenged Queen by stealing Roy's precious gonads. He locked them inside his glove compartment of everlasting scent of almonds. Then he planned an attack on Russia which was completely unnecessary because Russia couldn't even invade Finland because they had sold their waffles, pancakes and small marbles to those damn Happy Mondays. It's just another manic Monday, smurf zombies attack your lawn, and someone chucks a gnome right at the back of Mao's hot girlfriend, Vesper Lynd.

Mao wasn't very pleased, and nobody cared, Vesper Lynd is hot after she is fried by James Bond for stealing his huge, black latex dildo suit. Anyway, the smurfs didn't like the scent of napalm, but loved looking at it burning. Meanwhile, the public toilets exploded at the New York Stock Market big wig nitwit convention. It was all Eric's fault because he forgot to defuse the paint bomb left behind at the Kwik-E-Mart.

He also attached the Kwik-E-Mart to a Metroid, which sucked all the money out of Wall Street. This is when it all exploded because the Metroid got too fat. Dark Samus is responsible for what happened because she attacked Obama when he was around for waffles because Eric told her to get lost. Moses wanted to visit the local swimming pool, but he got banned for posting in "You're banned!" on

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Re: 5 Word Story

Post by Nyerguds on Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:16 am

then swam to the other
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Post by El_Nazgir on Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:08 am

side of the Atlantic Ocean

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sat Dec 05, 2009 9:02 am

in a bold attempt to

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:39 am

swim around the world, but

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Re: 5 Word Story

Post by Yowuza on Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:55 am

he spotted a plothole in the story

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sat Dec 05, 2009 12:54 pm

^7/5

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:15 am

and made AFK post nonsense.

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Post by Yowuza on Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:34 am

Then Colonel Gaddafi appeared and

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:01 am

Duelled Gandalf, because they were

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:10 am

arguing over who has to

(Post nonsense? It's the "5 word" story, learn how to count, tbh Razz)

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:46 am

take the hobbits to Isengard.

(ah, I see now)

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sun Dec 06, 2009 7:57 am

This all ended dramatically when

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:22 am

Calvin and Hobbes got abducted

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:32 am

by the Prime Minster Jimbob

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Dec 06, 2009 9:43 am

instead of the hobbits, who

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:08 am

stole the cookie of doom

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:16 am

Story so far:

Grandfather used to tell me that they are indeed very skimpy outfits, the things that explode if you connect them with calcium. It was worn by some random chav known as Eric. Eric once went out and was never seen again by the police. They tried to give him a cookie of doom, but alas he had already stolen it. Meanwhile he killed the Joker and batman got a boner. Eric decided to introduce a new character into his animated series.

But that's when it all went terribly wrong. The new character was broken and went totally bananas. Afterwards, she had a birthday party held in the British Royal Palace. Queen were there, and played an encore, even though Freddie Mercury attacked them with a chainsaw. That's when it all went right again. Queen got slaughtered by a tugboat named Roy. Meanwhile, James Bond assassinated Mao and had a turkey sandwich which exploded for no reason.

Mao got resurrected and avenged Queen by stealing Roy's precious gonads. He locked them inside his glove compartment of everlasting scent of almonds. Then he planned an attack on Russia which was completely unnecessary because Russia couldn't even invade Finland because they had sold their waffles, pancakes and small marbles to those damn Happy Mondays. It's just another manic Monday, smurf zombies attack your lawn, and someone chucks a gnome right at the back of Mao's hot girlfriend, Vesper Lynd.

Mao wasn't very pleased, and nobody cared, Vesper Lynd is hot after she is fried by James Bond for stealing his huge, black latex dildo suit. Anyway, the smurfs didn't like the scent of napalm, but loved looking at it burning. Meanwhile, the public toilets exploded at the New York Stock Market big wig nitwit convention. It was all Eric's fault because he forgot to defuse the paint bomb left behind at the Kwik-E-Mart.

He also attached the Kwik-E-Mart to a Metroid, which sucked all the money out of Wall Street. This is when it all exploded because the Metroid got too fat. Dark Samus is responsible for what happened because she attacked Obama when he was around for waffles because Eric told her to get lost. Moses wanted to visit the local swimming pool, but he got banned for posting in "You're banned!" on the White House Forum.

Satan then swam to the other side of the Atlantic Ocean in a bold attempt to swim around the world, but he spotted a plothole in the story and made AFK post nonsense. Then Colonel Gaddafi appeared and duelled Gandalf, because they were arguing over who has to take the hobbits to Isengard. This all ended dramatically when Calvin and Hobbes got abducted by the Prime Minster Jimbob instead of the hobbits, who stole the cookie of doom

by going back in time

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Post by Yowuza on Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:50 am

and killing Eric and then

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:56 am

getting the Master of Doom

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Post by Nyerguds on Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:14 pm

to sign their homework. When
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Post by El_Nazgir on Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:33 am

Eric got killed though, an

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Post by A F K When Needed on Mon Dec 07, 2009 4:42 am

octopuss had him for lunch

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Post by El_Nazgir on Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:08 am

thus creating a parallel dimension.

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