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Post by Yallow on Wed Dec 02, 2009 2:48 pm

James Bond for stealing his
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Post by A F K When Needed on Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:40 pm

huge, black latex dildo suit

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Post by El_Nazgir on Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:16 am

. Anyway, the smurfs didn't like

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Post by Nyerguds on Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:20 am

the scent of napalm, but
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Post by El_Nazgir on Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:17 am

loved looking at it burning.

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Post by Yowuza on Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:38 am

Meanwhile, the public toilets exploded

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Post by El_Nazgir on Thu Dec 03, 2009 9:54 am

at the New York Stock


("Blargh, can't I take New York as one word?" - "No stfu!")

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Post by A F K When Needed on Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:54 am

Market big wig nitwit convention

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Post by Yowuza on Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:59 am

it was all Eric's fault

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Post by El_Nazgir on Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:54 am

Story so far:

Grandfather used to tell me that they are indeed very skimpy outfits, the things that explode if you connect them with calcium. It was worn by some random chav known as Eric. Eric once went out and was never seen again by the police. They tried to give him a cookie of doom, but alas he had already stolen it. Meanwhile he killed the Joker and batman got a boner. Eric decided to introduce a new character into his animated series.

But that's when it all went terribly wrong. The new character was broken and went totally bananas. Afterwards, she had a birthday party held in the British Royal Palace. Queen were there, and played an encore, even though Freddie Mercury attacked them with a chainsaw. That's when it all went right again. Queen got slaughtered by a tugboat named Roy. Meanwhile, James Bond assassinated Mao and had a turkey sandwich which exploded for no reason.

Mao got resurrected and avenged Queen by stealing Roy's precious gonads. He locked them inside his glove compartment of everlasting scent of almonds. Then he planned an attack on Russia which was completely unnecessary because Russia couldn't even invade Finland because they had sold their waffles, pancakes and small marbles to those damn Happy Mondays. It's just another manic Monday, smurf zombies attack your lawn, and someone chucks a gnome right at the back of Mao's hot girlfriend, Vesper Lynd.

Mao wasn't very pleased, and nobody cared, Vesper Lynd is hot after she is fried by James Bond for stealing his huge, black latex dildo suit. Anyway, the smurfs didn't like the scent of napalm, but loved looking at it burning. Meanwhile, the public toilets exploded at the New York Stock Market big wig nitwit convention. It was all Eric's fault

because he forgot to defuse


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Post by Nyerguds on Thu Dec 03, 2009 5:32 pm

the paint bomb left behind
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Post by El_Nazgir on Fri Dec 04, 2009 4:39 am

at the Kwik-E-Mart. He also

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Post by Yowuza on Fri Dec 04, 2009 10:30 am

attached the Kwik-E-Mart to a

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Post by El_Nazgir on Fri Dec 04, 2009 11:58 am

Metroid, which sucked all the

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Post by Yowuza on Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:29 pm

money out of Wall Street

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Post by A F K When Needed on Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:35 pm

This is when it all

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Post by Yowuza on Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:41 pm

exploded because the Metroid

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Post by El_Nazgir on Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:07 pm

got too fat. Dark Samus

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Post by A F K When Needed on Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:42 pm

is responsible for what happened

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Post by El_Nazgir on Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:08 pm

because she attacked Obama when

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Post by A F K When Needed on Fri Dec 04, 2009 3:18 pm

he was around for waffles

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Post by Yowuza on Sat Dec 05, 2009 4:30 am

because Eric told her to

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sat Dec 05, 2009 5:48 am

get lost. Moses wanted to

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:04 am

visit the local swimming pool

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:04 am

, but he got banned for

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