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Derren Brown hypnotized AFK so
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he would stop drinking beer.
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Also, he forgot that 5
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one should never, ever, ever
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But Satan ate the mice
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that enforced the rule. Irony striked again
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as did Yowuza, as he
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7 word post. Vernon Kay
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was unknown to all except
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Story so far:
Grandfather used to tell me that they are indeed very skimpy outfits, the things that explode if you connect them with calcium. It was worn by some random chav known as Eric. Eric once went out and was never seen again by the police. They tried to give him a cookie of doom, but alas he had already stolen it. Meanwhile he killed the Joker and batman got a boner. Eric decided to introduce a new character into his animated series.
But that's when it all went terribly wrong. The new character was broken and went totally bananas. Afterwards, she had a birthday party held in the British Royal Palace. Queen were there, and played an encore, even though Freddie Mercury attacked them with a chainsaw. That's when it all went right again. Queen got slaughtered by a tugboat named Roy. Meanwhile, James Bond assassinated Mao and had a turkey sandwich which exploded for no reason.
Mao got resurrected and avenged Queen by stealing Roy's precious gonads. He locked them inside his glove compartment of everlasting scent of almonds. Then he planned an attack on Russia which was completely unnecessary because Russia couldn't even invade Finland because they had sold their waffles, pancakes and small marbles to those damn Happy Mondays. It's just another manic Monday, smurf zombies attack your lawn, and someone chucks a gnome right at the back of Mao's hot girlfriend, Vesper Lynd.
Mao wasn't very pleased, and nobody cared, Vesper Lynd is hot after she is fried by James Bond for stealing his huge, black latex dildo suit. Anyway, the smurfs didn't like the scent of napalm, but loved looking at it burning. Meanwhile, the public toilets exploded at the New York Stock Market big wig nitwit convention. It was all Eric's fault because he forgot to defuse the paint bomb left behind at the Kwik-E-Mart.
He also attached the Kwik-E-Mart to a Metroid, which sucked all the money out of Wall Street. This is when it all exploded because the Metroid got too fat. Dark Samus is responsible for what happened because she attacked Obama when he was around for waffles because Eric told her to get lost. Moses wanted to visit the local swimming pool, but he got banned for posting in "You're banned!" on the White House Forum.
Satan then swam to the other side of the Atlantic Ocean in a bold attempt to swim around the world, but he spotted a plothole in the story and made AFK post nonsense. Then Colonel Gaddafi appeared and duelled Gandalf, because they were arguing over who has to take the hobbits to Isengard. This all ended dramatically when Calvin and Hobbes got abducted by the Prime Minster Jimbob instead of the hobbits, who stole the cookie of doom by going back in time and killing Eric and then getting the Master of Doom to sign their homework.
When Eric got killed though, an octopus had him for lunch thus creating a parallel dimension. Then gladiators Atlas and Predator moved to Congo to start a dairy farm in the depths of the guano caverns. Moneybags escaped from the Monopoly to join them in their plans to eat the mysterious plant grown by Poison Ivy.
The British arrived and started drinking some nice tea while the plant was preparing to roar "All your base Are under attack by me!" at the green trolls of the East coast. Superman jumped , and denounced his faith while hopping on really hot lava rocks. Mary Poppins came by and got Fwooshed by Richard, but she blocked it with her little blue piano.
Unfortunately, she forgot it was made of ivory and a chocolate umbrella could not save her. Somewhere else entirely, a small yellow amphibious cow was eating a delicious edible tuber called Yallow. The cow didn't know it knew about astrophysics, but nonetheless the cow was mortified by whatever Samantha Carter said concerning the Norse Mythology's Ragnarok.
"WTB Fifth Word K Thx" said the zealous merchant at the Starcraft convention, before Zerglings rushed over to the T-shirt saying "I'm With Stupid" and hanging next to Godzilla. The Autonomous Destruction Dealer Mark Five attacked the Overmind, but didn't cause any damage due to him being invulnerable to everything. That's when the idea struck; they would hire Zeratul to buy some motor oil and massage the overmind with it, so that the car thief could steal it's Ferrari. The Stig would race him and the winner would marry the daughter of the Supreme Grand Court of Sho Waddy Waddy's clerk's best friend's infant son.
And that's how God created The Grand Universe. The end. Story's over children, this is turning into complete nonsense lol. I really shouldn't have eaten The Stig's mincemeat, now he is stuck with a handgrenade inside his heart, because House doesn't show over the summer holidays. Too bad eh? Now he needs mincemeat to become a mincemeat-obsessed Yowuza before he kills the Clintons, so don't worry about Hilary being President , because she'll be dead. Haha! No seriously, she will be.
And so will you, if you make another Cookie of Relentless Misfortune. Anyway, after Billy took cocaine, his life was flipped-turned upside down, and he'd became the president of Azerbaijian. He also became fresh prince Hull. The Russians thought that their scorched earth would keep Hull unfresh and it turned out to be right. Meanwhile Jimbo Wales invented a new time machine, so he could stop Larry Sanger assisting him with saving New York from Joe the drunk WikiGiant.
Jimbo went to the "all you damn breathers" club where I stopped breathing and died. There was an elderly woman laughing about this all night long, Jimbo's time machine exploded because she kept laughing, and eventually she spilt her deadly acid because she was retarded. Again, she laughed about this too, creating an endless time loop.
Then Richard Hammond entered theboxing ring, fighting against the Mighty Benevolent Caravan Master when the bell broke so they held a tea party instead. They then argued about which colour was the sexiest. The fools selected pink, which is the unsexiest colour of them all, and they were right. Someone else suggested mauve, but they got shot, and deserved it.
I went to Tesco to buy a condom, but they didn't have XXS anymore. So instead he tried to fit on an XS one. It was really Derek in disguise. Actually, it wasn't even derek, it was his identical twin who turned evil once he shopped at Morrisons. Richard Hammond missed a turn and crashed into Asda. Morrisons fired him with a shotgun at point-blank because he was drink-driving. This incident showed how dangerous drink-driving can be in a jet powered car if you work 24/7.
Moe closed his bar because I was resurrected there. Then a raptor came by and exploded. This was because I farted. Half a mile away, people could still smell it and turned into zombies. They all went to Milton Keynes to eat his brains, but he'd joined the French Foreign Choir - a mistake - because the choir was full of killer cheese eating surrender monkeys. They surrendered, but still killed the Iranian ambassador, his bestest buddy. They also killed Batman and this was a blatant violation of the 1842 treaty with Russia. Russia wasn't happy because Batman was their soviet spy.
The Geneva Convention was stolen because North Korea was protesting against it's WA ban. I got out my aerosol can and threw it in Gorbachev's NationStates region, The United Union was busy making new ASBOs to send against the People's Rejects, so that's why the Chinese were getting antsy. Meanwhile,on a small deserted island, called The Awesome Sexy Island, there was a man called Oliver Clothesov, who was unpopular with the men. Ladies, however used him as a lamp-post but only during the day , because at night he transformed into Super Derek. His cape got eaten by a grue, so he went to the cape shop. He bought a grue-proof cape, and AFK ruined everything because he started nagging about trivial wording issues.
Michael Jackson's ghost was troubled by nightmares, and tried to kill itself, which resulted in starting Armageddon early. This caused great boredom in Hull. Even greater than usual. Normally, the boredom was only mind-numbing, but was improved by playing the banana phone song. Songs were banned so everyone was bored normally again. Muad'dib a chief demon of Hell, revolted and overthrew Lucifer, and a Fidel Castro lookalike exploded. His death was not in vein, it was a ruptured artery that also saved the world but nobody will ever know because I say so.
This was the story about uncle Edward and Aunt Bella who fell off a cliff. No my grandfather isn't sane. I took care of that by sending him to a mental research facility where they extract brains for making dog food and 5 word stories. In Texas there once was a young enchilada named Paco. He got killed but his ghost met Troy McClure because he was in The Simpsons Movie, and the Helivets liked him.
Walhalla was overpopulated, so Odin called the Helivets because Yowuza's Avatar was no longer animated, so they did all they could but they failed since they were on Yowuza's avatar. Bob was there too, and so was John Sweeney, so they decided to do the account hack, but Gavrilo Princip decided to do the hokey-pokeywith a 2-headed ogre instead. That led to a disturbing move when "put you head on Gavrilo Princip's biheaded ogre". But Gavrilo saw the Archduke forgetting about getting a sandwich, so he made the ogre do the hokey-pokey with him.
The Archduke was stupefied, and ordered him to be promoted to Super Average Super Person. Dezdemona ignored the sixth word and Derren Brown hypnotized AFK so he would stop drinking beer. Also, he forgot that 5 words is the only rule one should never, ever, ever ignore, I got here first! But Satan ate the mice that enforced the rule. Irony striked again as did Yowuza, as he viciously battled a six year old pine tree with a 7 word post. Vernon Kay was unknown to all except to the FBI, but Jedward
didn't care at all, he
Grandfather used to tell me that they are indeed very skimpy outfits, the things that explode if you connect them with calcium. It was worn by some random chav known as Eric. Eric once went out and was never seen again by the police. They tried to give him a cookie of doom, but alas he had already stolen it. Meanwhile he killed the Joker and batman got a boner. Eric decided to introduce a new character into his animated series.
But that's when it all went terribly wrong. The new character was broken and went totally bananas. Afterwards, she had a birthday party held in the British Royal Palace. Queen were there, and played an encore, even though Freddie Mercury attacked them with a chainsaw. That's when it all went right again. Queen got slaughtered by a tugboat named Roy. Meanwhile, James Bond assassinated Mao and had a turkey sandwich which exploded for no reason.
Mao got resurrected and avenged Queen by stealing Roy's precious gonads. He locked them inside his glove compartment of everlasting scent of almonds. Then he planned an attack on Russia which was completely unnecessary because Russia couldn't even invade Finland because they had sold their waffles, pancakes and small marbles to those damn Happy Mondays. It's just another manic Monday, smurf zombies attack your lawn, and someone chucks a gnome right at the back of Mao's hot girlfriend, Vesper Lynd.
Mao wasn't very pleased, and nobody cared, Vesper Lynd is hot after she is fried by James Bond for stealing his huge, black latex dildo suit. Anyway, the smurfs didn't like the scent of napalm, but loved looking at it burning. Meanwhile, the public toilets exploded at the New York Stock Market big wig nitwit convention. It was all Eric's fault because he forgot to defuse the paint bomb left behind at the Kwik-E-Mart.
He also attached the Kwik-E-Mart to a Metroid, which sucked all the money out of Wall Street. This is when it all exploded because the Metroid got too fat. Dark Samus is responsible for what happened because she attacked Obama when he was around for waffles because Eric told her to get lost. Moses wanted to visit the local swimming pool, but he got banned for posting in "You're banned!" on the White House Forum.
Satan then swam to the other side of the Atlantic Ocean in a bold attempt to swim around the world, but he spotted a plothole in the story and made AFK post nonsense. Then Colonel Gaddafi appeared and duelled Gandalf, because they were arguing over who has to take the hobbits to Isengard. This all ended dramatically when Calvin and Hobbes got abducted by the Prime Minster Jimbob instead of the hobbits, who stole the cookie of doom by going back in time and killing Eric and then getting the Master of Doom to sign their homework.
When Eric got killed though, an octopus had him for lunch thus creating a parallel dimension. Then gladiators Atlas and Predator moved to Congo to start a dairy farm in the depths of the guano caverns. Moneybags escaped from the Monopoly to join them in their plans to eat the mysterious plant grown by Poison Ivy.
The British arrived and started drinking some nice tea while the plant was preparing to roar "All your base Are under attack by me!" at the green trolls of the East coast. Superman jumped , and denounced his faith while hopping on really hot lava rocks. Mary Poppins came by and got Fwooshed by Richard, but she blocked it with her little blue piano.
Unfortunately, she forgot it was made of ivory and a chocolate umbrella could not save her. Somewhere else entirely, a small yellow amphibious cow was eating a delicious edible tuber called Yallow. The cow didn't know it knew about astrophysics, but nonetheless the cow was mortified by whatever Samantha Carter said concerning the Norse Mythology's Ragnarok.
"WTB Fifth Word K Thx" said the zealous merchant at the Starcraft convention, before Zerglings rushed over to the T-shirt saying "I'm With Stupid" and hanging next to Godzilla. The Autonomous Destruction Dealer Mark Five attacked the Overmind, but didn't cause any damage due to him being invulnerable to everything. That's when the idea struck; they would hire Zeratul to buy some motor oil and massage the overmind with it, so that the car thief could steal it's Ferrari. The Stig would race him and the winner would marry the daughter of the Supreme Grand Court of Sho Waddy Waddy's clerk's best friend's infant son.
And that's how God created The Grand Universe. The end. Story's over children, this is turning into complete nonsense lol. I really shouldn't have eaten The Stig's mincemeat, now he is stuck with a handgrenade inside his heart, because House doesn't show over the summer holidays. Too bad eh? Now he needs mincemeat to become a mincemeat-obsessed Yowuza before he kills the Clintons, so don't worry about Hilary being President , because she'll be dead. Haha! No seriously, she will be.
And so will you, if you make another Cookie of Relentless Misfortune. Anyway, after Billy took cocaine, his life was flipped-turned upside down, and he'd became the president of Azerbaijian. He also became fresh prince Hull. The Russians thought that their scorched earth would keep Hull unfresh and it turned out to be right. Meanwhile Jimbo Wales invented a new time machine, so he could stop Larry Sanger assisting him with saving New York from Joe the drunk WikiGiant.
Jimbo went to the "all you damn breathers" club where I stopped breathing and died. There was an elderly woman laughing about this all night long, Jimbo's time machine exploded because she kept laughing, and eventually she spilt her deadly acid because she was retarded. Again, she laughed about this too, creating an endless time loop.
Then Richard Hammond entered theboxing ring, fighting against the Mighty Benevolent Caravan Master when the bell broke so they held a tea party instead. They then argued about which colour was the sexiest. The fools selected pink, which is the unsexiest colour of them all, and they were right. Someone else suggested mauve, but they got shot, and deserved it.
I went to Tesco to buy a condom, but they didn't have XXS anymore. So instead he tried to fit on an XS one. It was really Derek in disguise. Actually, it wasn't even derek, it was his identical twin who turned evil once he shopped at Morrisons. Richard Hammond missed a turn and crashed into Asda. Morrisons fired him with a shotgun at point-blank because he was drink-driving. This incident showed how dangerous drink-driving can be in a jet powered car if you work 24/7.
Moe closed his bar because I was resurrected there. Then a raptor came by and exploded. This was because I farted. Half a mile away, people could still smell it and turned into zombies. They all went to Milton Keynes to eat his brains, but he'd joined the French Foreign Choir - a mistake - because the choir was full of killer cheese eating surrender monkeys. They surrendered, but still killed the Iranian ambassador, his bestest buddy. They also killed Batman and this was a blatant violation of the 1842 treaty with Russia. Russia wasn't happy because Batman was their soviet spy.
The Geneva Convention was stolen because North Korea was protesting against it's WA ban. I got out my aerosol can and threw it in Gorbachev's NationStates region, The United Union was busy making new ASBOs to send against the People's Rejects, so that's why the Chinese were getting antsy. Meanwhile,on a small deserted island, called The Awesome Sexy Island, there was a man called Oliver Clothesov, who was unpopular with the men. Ladies, however used him as a lamp-post but only during the day , because at night he transformed into Super Derek. His cape got eaten by a grue, so he went to the cape shop. He bought a grue-proof cape, and AFK ruined everything because he started nagging about trivial wording issues.
Michael Jackson's ghost was troubled by nightmares, and tried to kill itself, which resulted in starting Armageddon early. This caused great boredom in Hull. Even greater than usual. Normally, the boredom was only mind-numbing, but was improved by playing the banana phone song. Songs were banned so everyone was bored normally again. Muad'dib a chief demon of Hell, revolted and overthrew Lucifer, and a Fidel Castro lookalike exploded. His death was not in vein, it was a ruptured artery that also saved the world but nobody will ever know because I say so.
This was the story about uncle Edward and Aunt Bella who fell off a cliff. No my grandfather isn't sane. I took care of that by sending him to a mental research facility where they extract brains for making dog food and 5 word stories. In Texas there once was a young enchilada named Paco. He got killed but his ghost met Troy McClure because he was in The Simpsons Movie, and the Helivets liked him.
Walhalla was overpopulated, so Odin called the Helivets because Yowuza's Avatar was no longer animated, so they did all they could but they failed since they were on Yowuza's avatar. Bob was there too, and so was John Sweeney, so they decided to do the account hack, but Gavrilo Princip decided to do the hokey-pokeywith a 2-headed ogre instead. That led to a disturbing move when "put you head on Gavrilo Princip's biheaded ogre". But Gavrilo saw the Archduke forgetting about getting a sandwich, so he made the ogre do the hokey-pokey with him.
The Archduke was stupefied, and ordered him to be promoted to Super Average Super Person. Dezdemona ignored the sixth word and Derren Brown hypnotized AFK so he would stop drinking beer. Also, he forgot that 5 words is the only rule one should never, ever, ever ignore, I got here first! But Satan ate the mice that enforced the rule. Irony striked again as did Yowuza, as he viciously battled a six year old pine tree with a 7 word post. Vernon Kay was unknown to all except to the FBI, but Jedward
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by Stalin, who didn't like
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gay bar, where jimbob was
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plotting to kidnap President Obama.
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But his lover kept distracting
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