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Post by El_Nazgir on Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:04 am

Everyone just says 5 words, and they link to become a hilarious nonsensical story (please honour the grammar).

Example:

Person A: Once upon a time, there
Person B: weren't any cornflakes anymore, so
etc.

My first 5 words:

Grandfather used to tell me

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Post by Yowuza on Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:13 am

...that they are indeed very....

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Post by El_Nazgir on Thu Nov 19, 2009 12:40 pm

skimpy outfits, the things that

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Post by Yowuza on Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:57 am

...explode if you connect them...

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Post by El_Nazgir on Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:38 pm

with calcium. It was worn

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Post by Yowuza on Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:52 pm

by some random chav known as...

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:12 am

Eric. Eric once went out

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sat Nov 21, 2009 3:33 pm

...and was never seen again...

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:59 am

by the police. They tried,

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Post by Yowuza on Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:18 am

to give him a cookie

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sun Nov 22, 2009 4:22 am

of doom, but alas he

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Nov 22, 2009 5:25 am

had already stolen it. Meanwhile

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:15 am

he killed the Joker and

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:28 am

batman got a boner. Eric

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Post by Yowuza on Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:30 pm

decided to introduce a new

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:25 pm

character into his animated series.

Story so far:

Grandfather used to tell me that they are indeed very skimpy outfits, the things that explode if you connect them with calcium. It was worn by some random chav known as Eric. Eric once went out and was never seen again by the police. They tried to give him a cookie of doom, but alas he had already stolen it. Meanwhile he killed the Joker and batman got a boner. Eric decided to introduce a new character into his animated series.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sun Nov 22, 2009 3:36 pm

But that's when it all

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Post by El_Nazgir on Mon Nov 23, 2009 12:09 am

went terribly wrong. The new

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Post by Yowuza on Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:19 am

character was broken and went


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Post by El_Nazgir on Tue Nov 24, 2009 11:26 am

totally bananas. Afterwards, she had


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Post by A F K When Needed on Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:41 pm

a birthday party held in

(I did some cleaning up to make the game easier to follow, so you may wish to edit your previous message El_Nazzer)

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Post by El_Nazgir on Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:37 pm

the British Royal Palace. Queen

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Post by A F K When Needed on Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:42 pm

were there, and played a

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Post by Yowuza on Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:39 am

encore, even though Freddie Mercury

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sat Nov 28, 2009 1:45 am

attacked them with a chainsaw.

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