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Post by Yallow on Sat Jun 05, 2010 10:05 pm

There are three things every kid dreams of: to dig a hole to China, to become a cowboy or astronaut, and to become Supreme Ruler of the Universe. Today, the world is sick of the wars between Palestine and Israel, between Britain and Ireland, and America with basically everybody. So the people of the good old blue planet decide to elect a Supreme Ruler of the Universe. Whoever can come up with the most arbitrary and confusing laws wins. There shall be a new winner at the end of a page because someone is bound to think of something completely stupid. This one for starters:

Men wearing strapless gowns is definitely not legal.
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Re: Is that legal?

Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:09 am

Being over 14 and not drinking at least 1 beer every week will be fined with 50 euros.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sun Jun 06, 2010 7:49 am

"between Britain and Ireland"

Wut?

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Post by Yowuza on Sun Jun 06, 2010 10:32 am

Not editing UnAnswers if you're aged over 13 and have internet access and have a sense of humor and do not break the site rules and have good grammar and have sworn allegiance to the Church of AFK and male (there are NO girls on the Internet) and if you have no life.

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Post by Yallow on Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:02 am

tl;dr posts should be punished with fifteen lashes.
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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Jun 06, 2010 11:37 am

death sentence to all who lose The Game.

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Post by Yallow on Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:03 pm

The people who propose that should be fucked.
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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:07 pm

Racists get sent to death-camps.

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Post by Yallow on Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:13 pm

Stupidity should be strictly regulated and no one should smoke it.
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Post by Yowuza on Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:22 pm

Being the Supreme Ruler of the Universe is punished by death penalty.

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Post by El_Nazgir on Sun Jun 06, 2010 12:52 pm

A test must be made before you are allowed to belong to the group of "legal adults". It consists of recognising and reproducing Monty Python quotes.

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Post by Yallow on Sun Jun 06, 2010 1:41 pm

Witchcraft is not legal, and punishable by burning. Well, how do you know she's a witch? She just turned me into a newt!
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Post by Yallow on Sun Jun 06, 2010 2:14 pm

Anyone who says the words "Hurr Durr" will be forced into a labor camp in Siberia. That especially goes for people who have the initials J S.
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Post by El_Nazgir on Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:58 am

Double-posters are sentenced to 10 years of labour.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:13 am

Double-posters are sentenced to 10 years of labour. Under the supervision of me.


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Post by El_Nazgir on Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:34 am

All the women in the military must wear MINISKIRTS!

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Post by Yowuza on Mon Jun 07, 2010 9:26 am

El_Nazgir wrote:All the women in the military must wear MINISKIRTS!
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Post by El_Nazgir on Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:09 am

Hmmmm, new page... I think we should make a seperate topic for the "judging".

Anyway, new one:

People are obliged to shower at least once every 2 days.

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Post by Yallow on Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:57 pm

Hypocrisy is hereby outlawed Razz
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Post by El_Nazgir on Tue Jun 08, 2010 3:47 am

Windows is forbidden by law, and all gaming companies have to adapt their games to be able to be run on Ubuntu and Mac.

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Post by Yallow on Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:55 pm

Insanity should be punishable by death. El Nazgir goes first.
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Post by Yowuza on Sat Jun 19, 2010 9:39 am

Insanity is compulsory, Yallow goes first.

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Post by Yallow on Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:49 pm

All creatures from Alpha Centauri are hereby sent to zoos in cages, where little kids can gawk and throw peanuts at them!
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Post by El_Nazgir on Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:00 am

spamming e-mails, in chat and everything else) Is strictly forbidden and will be punished.

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Post by A F K When Needed on Sun Jun 27, 2010 6:05 am

Yowuza wrote:Insanity is compulsory, Yallow goes first.

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